| I got one of those myspace things... ?
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| Want to give me a ride to or from school? Of course you do!
... Don't you? :'((
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| It is sometimes said that highschool years are the best and worst years
of poeples' lives. It was only the best for me, until Senior
Project.
It hasn't even been two weeks and I've already had a tantrum about the
fucking thing. Fuck it. It sucks. Cock. I hate
how nothing ever works out in my favor. Boo-hoo.
Waaah. Sobsobsob. :(
I may have to take up smoking to ease the pressure.
Besides from my fourth-grade science project, this has got to be the most self-destructive project I've ever been assigned.
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| Now accepting applications for blowing me! No experience required! Great pay!
<3xoxoxoxoxoxo:F<3
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How to:
Successfully perform a somersalt.
Step one: Find cannabis.
Cannabis has other names, such as -- but not limited to --:
marijuana, pot, grass, weed, Acapulco Gold, reefer, dope, ganja, Mary
Jane, sinsemilla, I fantasize about young girls fondling my weener,
hash, herb, Aunt Mary, skunk, boom, kif, gangster, and chronic.
Step two: Smoke the cannabis.
Step three: Stare directly into a shiny spoon.
Step four: Spin the spoon around in your fingers while looking at the spoon... hard.
Congratulations!!
You have just performed a
somersalt.
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